February 8, 2010

Chris Ngige yiri house boy churu iza ulo.. if that makes sense

 

ACTION Congress, AC, Governorship candidate in Anambra State, Dr. Chris Ngige has described the  Saturday 6 February 2010 Governorship  election, which Governor Peter Obi emerged as winner as a sham and called for its outright cancellation.

Ngige, who addressed newsmen in Awka  said that the minority elected the Governor, while the majority stood and watched helplessly, pointing that 85 percent of the disenfranchised voters in the state were AC supporters.

Saying that the election was “voodoo and a shame,” Ngige said the outcome of the election was completely unacceptable and should not be allowed to stand.

According to him, the voters’ register used for the conduct of the election was flawed because of what he described as deliberate disenfranchisement of voters, who could not find their names in the voters’ register.

Ngige  yiri house boy churu iza ulo..  if that makes sense . There is no where in the world where elections are 100% faultless. A reasonable amount of error and mistakes are acceptable. I think the international standard is between 2.5 and 3 % margin of error. When will Nigerian politicians accept defeat honourably.Ngige and co should accept defeat.. My friend Ngige  please  go and eat pounded yam with  egusi  soup,pour some ice cold water on your  head and sleep. it’s over!

Ngige is the last and least person that should complain.Here is a man that governed Anambra state for almost 3 years without being elected,deposited a pre-signed resignation letter with his godfather, took an oath at Okija shrine and eventually got kidnapped while still a Governor. That Anambra people nearly elected him again shows how shallow and gullible the people are. This man has no principles. How dare he complain about rigging? TUFIAKWA !!!.

The bottom line is when you fail to win an election you will accuse your opponent to have rigged the election.Rigged more than you did ? Is it not true that former President Obasanjo (God have mercy on him) declared just two weeks ago that he chose Yar’Ardua. Let Dr. Ngige just go home and think about where he failed in his own tactics, may be, next time, he will rig better.Nonsense……….

February 6, 2010

Before another general elections come

By Muhammad Ajah

In less than a year and half, another round of general elections will be conducted across the nation. Surely, 2010 is a crucial year to test our political maturity and electoral prudence. Anambra State is going to be the beginning. As this write-up is being composed, several hundreds of politicians have already begun covert consultations, realignments with old political allies and perfected strategies to at least make a successful outing without losing out completely.

It must be bore in the mind that settling by the political bulldozers and yielding to accept whatever compensations by those who cannot withstand the pressure or the spoilers is part and parcel of the political joker.           

 

However, it is not out of gumption the assertion that politics in Nigeria is a very hard task and that to be able to overcome the inherent hurdles and meet up with the hardship therein as well as withstand the hardship it inflicts on the electorate, the politician and the informed electorate are left to either toe the path of morality and its resultant failure or follow suit with the politimania of do or die to succeed.

Those who feel optimistic that there is a way out for our political logjam are not fairly out of the line. As philosophers would postulate, no man is hundred percent evil or hundred percent good. This is true with politicians. Every human being is a political animal at different levels. Even a baby plays its own politics. So it is quite unfair to classify all Nigeria politicians as evil, inhuman or even traditionally uncultured. There is atom of goodness in every man.

State governors, members of the national and state assemblies, local government chairmen and councilors and others are gearing up to the election. Or do we say selection again? Those who have been in the positions cannot, in Nigeria a typical Nigerian setup, have a second thought not to seek reelection. We so much believe in continuity for stability, even as events have shown that continuity has yielded not much for us. We know that some will continue by do or die means while others will win at the courts.

But before the voting begins, let us examine certain areas of general interest for Nigerians as citizens in any part of the country they choose to live. What is security of live and property like in each state? Human rights organizations should do a holistic review state by state of those who have lost their lives and properties to man-created disasters under whatever disguise and the measures taken by the state leadership to curb it. Some states have really witnessed huge losses of Nigerian citizens and their hard-earned belongings to no immediate cause of theirs and without much effective attention.

One who has human feelings cannot withstand the eyesores at our schools and learning environments. Many of the state governments pay lip services to our children. All of them made good promises to look into the affairs of our children and the youths. The best way to look after our children is by giving them qualitative education in good learning environments. Who can sincerely admit that anything like that exists in some states? Children still learn under trees. They are still being taught by incompetent teachers who are uncompromisingly underpaid. Many of our children in public schools learn without text books and other learning materials. Some of the states proclaim free education but extortion by the public school authorities excel.                

This issue of education is very fundamental to our growth but seem to be the least sector that receives real attention by the governments. One funny thing in Nigeria is that if we seek for a law that would mandate high budgetary allocations to education, the evil minded people will struggle to become teachers and school administrators. But no amount put in education can be regarded wasted. The problem mostly lies in the public school administrations. What can one expect from a class of more than one hundred students? What magic can the teacher perform to reach out to all of them? Qualitative education demands a cordial relation between the teacher and the student. In such over-populated classes, not much could be taught or learnt.

Some of our schools with very scanty number of buildings harbour nursery, primary and secondary sections for both morning and afternoon sections. This is laughable and it depicts the level of our unpreparedness to make education a compulsory rudiment to our future development.  In this regard, WAEC and NECO can tell how far our education has gone.  It is a reality that our fathers who obtained a standard six certificate before independence are better than many university graduates of today. These days, certificates are sold because they matters so much in employment. Civil engineers are cashiers in banks; graduates of criminology and law are teachers in primary schools; impostors and charlatans abound because we value and overemphasize on certificate acquisition.   

Can the Federal and State assemblies make laws on these: that education receives the highest allocations in every budget; that studying abroad be banned for the children and wards of elective and occupants of sensitive positions in the country; and that states implement  free and compulsory education to secondary school level?. Although education is expensive as the private school proprietors would maintain, it should be a primary concern to the government which is often brought to being by the people.     

Another thing that we must check before voting is to assess the level of gender sensitivity by the leaderships. In some areas where women have very strong politicians and qualified citizens to man elective positions, the incumbent leaderships do not give the opportunities. Who can tell of a state in Nigeria where the number of women in the state government is up to 40 percent? Or where the youth occupy 40 percent of the elective and selective positions?

The youths are always at the receiving end. They are used and dumped. Our politicians know when to call and use them and they – many of them, jobless, untrained, hungry, thirsty and angry misused their potentials by inflicting their wrath on the wrong persons. They forget, because of the peanuts they are baited with, that the same people who earnestly seek their cooperation to rig elections and impose the improper and questionable characters are the greatest problem facing the entire nation.

Children abuse is on the rise in some states. Prostitution has become a beloved business by our youths and even some married people, not for mere pleasure seeking but in an effort to keep body and soul together. Even as armed robbery has drastically reduced on our high ways – kudos to our security agencies – extortion by those for whom we pay different taxes are on the increase especially in the Southeast and South-South.

It is time for our youths to shine their eyes and know what belongs to them. They must hold their representatives at the federal government, state governments, local government chairmen, councilors of their wards, their parents, uncles and aunts responsible for their woes.  It is not enough to sink few boreholes, grant few selective scholarships and carry out other minor and insignificant projects in communities. It is not enough to assemble people and make empty promises; it is not enough to fight the leadership when you know you have nothing better to offer than seeking your own cake; it is not proper to fail all times. Let 2011 be a decisive year for the Nigeria electorate. Let it be the year God has written for a positive change in our political and government system. The die will soon be cast. But it is the electorate that will decide.

 Muhammad Ajah, a writer and author, is an advocate of humanity, the rule of law and good governance. (mobahawwah@yahoo.co.uk)

January 31, 2010

Go Amodu,go now Amu-mu

Coach Shaibu Amumu

Kanu Nwankwo’s performance in the 3rd place match has proved his critics wrong,but I still believe its time for him to take a break. The Super eagles deserve some commendation for coming 3rd in a competition that has 5 world cup qualifiers and no underdog. The so-called favorites like Ivory Coast and Cameroun failed in the quarter finals. Football is about results and not artistry.But, we deserve to see good football skills from our national team.We have wonderful players in Nigeria,local and foreign base,but for selection problem.Its time for Shaibu Amodu to go.Go Amodu, Go now

The Super Eagle problem will still remain the same until the present Coach and technical body are been removed. Can we call for a send off party for Amodu now ? What qualification does Amodu has in the first place to qualify him to coach the national team? Even, almost all the players that Amodu selected for the national team admitted that he is a crazy coach because they just could not understand the tactics he made them play, not only against the Ghanaians, but throughout the competition. Because of the crazy mentality of  Sanni Lulu  and many like him in the country, that is why Nigeria is in a football  mess today. Amodu should go back to the lecture room and acquire a coaching certificate before he can even qualify to coach any local club in Nigeria. Shut up Amu-mu and go  pick your dirty hand bag in NFF and get off  your stinking ass as our coach.Don’t ever  look back or think any thing of taking the Eagles to South Africa to bring heart attack and shame to Nigerian fans.

I have been saying the same thing all through the tournament. We need players from the local league too – young and hungry guys   to join Super Eagles to make us proud in South Africa. I’m happy we’ve just picked up the bronze though. Some of the players should be replaced immediately. We need a new Coach, foreign  Coach  of course, who can select good players,read the players and position which they can perform well so that our football will rise again. Ghana defeated us due to the inability of our team’s coach, Shaibu Amodu to read the match.Amodu is real Amu-mu.

January 28, 2010

The Court,Ohakim ,Ikenna Samuelson Iwuoha and Ndi-Imo

After reading the irritating publications by a certain Samuelson Iwuoha against Imo state, i am constrained to ask who the hell is this person. Or put in another way, is Samuelson Iwuoha  well?  Is he  from Imo State? Is he mentally stable? If so, how much is he getting for the indecent job that he is performing so shamelessly and so enthusiastically too? How old is he? I ask these multi-barreled questions because the reasons of  Iwuoha’s publications glaringly betray their falsity, irresponsibility and moral cheapness. And the motives are obviously animated by less than noble objectives. Iwuoha, i come to believe wants to go to jail.

Why would an Imo man  like any of us, at this day and age, take it upon himself to want to insult the collective interest of Ndi-Imo by provokingly spreading false allegations  against our Governor,Chief Ikedi Ohakim, a man who, before our very eyes, is performing very well as Governor of Imo State and is the symbol of collective authority of Ndi Imo. For God’s sake, what does Samuelson Iwuoha wants us to believe?

The reputable profession of journalism seems to be loosing its steam and candor in Nigeria due to media houses giving space to writers who have chosen to engage in telling their readers lies and half-truth about issues so as to achieve their political objective.  I feel highly concerned about this degeneration. The duty of the press to my mind is to unearth these unholy alliances and political conspiracy to deny Nigerian electorates the right to free choice of leaders.  But my worry is that some media houses have been hijacked or rather commissioned by some politicians to do the dirty job of misinforming and beguiling the gullible public so as to gain political control.

Back to Iwuoha and the mud he thinks he is throwing at Ohakim.Iwuoha said that ever since he pointed at  the criminal activities of Governor Ikedi Godson Ohakim of Imo State,  that there has been grave silence from the Ohakim led   government in  Imo State. They have practically refused or ashamed to respond to the issues raised in so many Newspapers and magazines. Wonderful. So he is telling us that we elected a criminal as Governor. What  an insult to Ndi-Imo.All those that are fighting to take away the seat of governance in Imo state are shamelessly dancing naked in the market square.

Iwuoha said that Chief Ikedi Ohakim is suffering from Leadership tuberculosis. Hence he is on a directionless journey. A directionless man has no vision, no mission and no goal facilitated by encirclement of sycophants, bootlickers, failed politicians, failed businessman, failed leaders, discredited elders, unfocused youths, failed professors, and dismissed Vice-Chancellors etc. The resultant effect is the devaluation of leadership in Imo State. Maybe Mr Iwuoha is more intelligent than the members of the Imo State House of Assembly elected to act as checks.

The  man called Iwuoha needs to know that the Imo State House of Assembly is an independent body made up of highly-principled individuals who have distinguished themselves in their various professional callings. For his information, the Speaker of Imo State House of Assembly is Chief Goodluck Nanah Opiah, a distinguished man  of high integrity, who was elected based on his track records of competence, honesty and integrity. The Imo State House of Assembly have  publicly given Ikedi Ohakim a clean slate.Imo state House of Assembly have publicly said that Ohakim has no case to answer.The house is steadily telling us that our governor is doing well. So what are we saying here? We have elected members from all the Local Government areas of Imo state in the Imo state House of Assembly.

So who is fooling who? So Iwuoha  is telling us all that Members of the Imo state House of Assembly are sycophants, bootlickers, failed politicians, failed businessman, failed leaders, discredited elders, unfocused youths, failed professors, and dismissed Vice-Chancellors? If Iwuoha is from Imo state, he has an able person from his constituency in the Imo Assembly house of Assembly and the house is saying that Ohakim is doing well for Imo state and has not gone wrong so far.Is this not enough reason for Iwuoha to be taking to court to provide facts about his allegations and if discovered that he is toying with the intelligence of Nigerians ,he should be jailed for false information and sedition.

 Its like no name is too big or too revered for Ikenna Samuelson Iwuoha to throw around and no subject is too tough for him to dabble into even though he is totally ill equipped to rationally handle in his vain attempt to throw mud at Ohakim. Reading him only evoke laughter and pity in view of the manifest failure of the intellect as well as the abundance of human inanities. It is a shame that people can just boot up their computers only to be sending thrash  for the purpose of  projecting their useless agenda.

I use this medium to call on the Imo State Government to set example with Mr. Iwuoha if he is not fake. He should be prosecuted to serve as deterrent to others. That one is blessed with fingers for writing does not mean that one should write nonsense in the name of freedom of expression. Democracy does not give one the power to make allegations that  one can not prove. I believe that criticism can be very healthy if it is balanced  but I frown at mudslinging. The beauty of democracy is actually the plurality of ideas, which is guaranteed by the constitution.

Iwuoha said  that our governor sleeps with under aged girls at his guest house in Prefab Housing Estate which he built with State funds .He should be taking to court to explain this. He said that our governor  forced Imo citizens to buy plastic dustbins for N20,000 from him, but in the open market, the same type of plastic dustbin goes for N3000.He said that our governor Ikedi Godson Ohakim is a failed family man and that his second son Obinna  was expelled from Convenant University Otta in Ogun State because of uncoordinated behaviour and open display of stolen State funds. He should be taking to court to explain this.

He also said that  our governor surrounded himself and his unfortunate leadership with people of questionable characters  such as  Mr. Elvis Agukwe,Mr. George Irechukwu. Mr. Emma Ohakim, Mr. Chikwem Onuoha. Let him be made to tell the court how the men are fraudulent?  Let him also tell the court  how Emma Ohakim  was sacked from Central Bank of Nigeria because of fraudulent behaviours. He also said that because of Ohakim’s  criminal activities of stealing, looting and sleeping with small girls, he can no longer walk the streets of Imo State free and that  Ohakim stole a brief case belonging to former Governor Evan Enwerem in October 1993 at Murtala Mohammed International airport,Lagos.We want him to prove all this in court.Enough is enough.

He also said that our governors wife,our highly respected first lady, barrister Chioma Ohakim ,was  sleeping around when she was a staff of defunct Progress Bank of Nigeria Plc. One of such people is a prominent Chief from Mbieri in Mbaitolu Local Government Area who was buried three weeks ago.He should provide prove in court.You can see how mentally unstable this Iwuoha is.

I can see that Mr Iwuoha is heading to jail. Character assassination is an attempt to tarnish a person’s reputation so as to bring him down and it is an offence in the Nigerian law. It involves exaggeration or manipulation of facts to present an untrue picture of the targeted person. It is a form of defamation. For living individuals targeted by character assassination, this is so as to result in the individual being rejected by his community, family, or members of his or her living or work environment. In practice, character assassination involve double speak, spreading of rumors, innuendo or deliberate misinformation on topics relating to the subject’s morals, integrity, and reputation. In politics, one weapon of war that failed politicians uses all the time is character assassination, which is the spread of false allegations against a candidate.

Mr Iwuoha should know that we have laws in Nigeria for which every individual in Nigeria should abide to. We have libel laws and sedition laws. He thinks he can just wake up one morning and start throwing allegations against a person. He thinks that Ndi-Imo will keep quite and watch him call our governor a criminal.Let him prove in court what and what our governor stole.We  are no fools. Even if we were foolish before, we cannot be fools forever. It is true that he claims to be a kerosene seller and that he is probably banking on the unquestioning support of  his political sponsors ; he would be shocked to find his waterloo within his backyard this time around as I can clearly see that he is going to jail. The tone of his choruses sounds like that of someone heading for perdition, vain and spiritually rueful.

I would like to see whoever that is wearing the Iwuoha  mask  made to know that there are laws in Nigeria since he chooses to insult  Ndi-Imo  with his crude and stupid publication. It is simply irresponsible for anyone to be dabbling into subjects in which he can not prove. The history of  Ohakim has no logical bearing with what  Iwuoha is glibly talking about. It is time to talk sense and not the nonsense upon stilt like Iwuoha has become an expert in. Good luck to  Iwuoha . Imo people  are not that foolish, Mr. Iwuoha! If you are not ashamed for what you write, many are. Please spare us the embarrassment and go to school because the love to write must be matched by some scholarly ability and the knowledge of the Nigerian constitution. I am sorry, no one enjoys your thrash on Ohakim.

-Kenneth Uwadi writes from Mmahu –Egbema,Imo State

January 22, 2010

9ice ati Toni Payne..e sha ti ri…..i can’t shout .

9ice and Toni

Olorun 9ice u are 2 plenty..Ko so oro gbamu gbamu ko si enu be. Unbeatable, 9ice ride  on .Ori e wanbe jo.

But come oooo.As 9ice dey successful for music,we hear say 9ice no dey successful for marriage oooooo. Omo this 9ice day  try ooo….I dey always Gbadun am,gba be .Dress sense,zero,marriage sense too wan kom become zero.

 Have you  not heard ? The holy matrimony between the famous lyricist and singer, Abolore Akande Alapomeji a.k.a. 9ice has gone kaput on account of infidelity on the part of the artiste, 9ice. Another Tiger wood ? Okpu amu .

 We heard how 9ice’s manager, Deinde Ola has been stylishly given his ‘boss’ some girls as ‘take aways’ and that the beautiful wife of the songster, 9ice, the stylist and boutique owner, Toni Payne has severally warned against such acts but it all fell on the wrong side of their ear as they continued rollicking with girls of different sizes and shapes.

Having stomached all this for a while, the online manager, Toni Payne decided to call it quite with 9ice.The marriage is barely a year old with a child, Zion to show for it.

 9ice baba, marriage no be  gon-go-asooooo! Marriage na for better for worse oooo. Well…… it’s like you and Tiger Wood are Cousins .Both of you have a problem holding down your manhood. Pls don’t put yourself in the ways of Tu Baba and his sexual lifestyle.Dont allow fame get into your head.Scandal is not good for you.

 But kom ooooo, what kinda name is Toni Payne? Does a person with that kind of name sound like a homely African wife? And how the hell does she expect to marry a star then relocate to  USA  leaving him alone in naija? With all the kokolets around wanting a ride in the Bentley?  

 Toni is from a very well to do family. And so what? Her father was a multimillionaire in the late 80s.And so what ? Payne  helped 9ice a whole lot to reach the fame, stardom and riches he has today .And so what ? 9ice  accepted long before now that she paid for his recording time, production. And so what ? Toni Payne must learn to be a wife, her family background aside. She cant just start what she can not finish.9ice ati Payne..e sha ti ri.. Both of you must reconcile now oooooo……i can’t shout .

January 20, 2010

Re :Operation Rescue Imo State from Ohakim

Since the commencement of the Ohakim /Martin Agbaso face off,a lot of  views have been expressed by both parties and their supporters. A lot of twists and turns have gone into it, depending on the side  to the face off one belongs. But one thing that cannot be washed away is that the Martin Agbaso supporters are not sincere. The too many media campaign of falsehood this group is putting against Ohakim shows the foundation that the Agbaso supporters are standing. Foundation of hypocrisy, insincerity ,and dishonesty. When selfish interest  reign supreme over patriotism the result will be disastrous and catastrophic.Having watched for so long the deliberate attempt by  the  enemies of progress in Imo state to confine the present good performance of the Ohakim lead Imo State government to the political cemetery , one is inclined to react. It may interest you to know that I am not part of the Ikedi Ohakim’s government.I am just a writer and a  political analyst but i am a fan of Ohakim .I support good leadership and that is why  i am a fan of Ohakim. I want the best for Imo people and Ohakim is doing excellently well.

Sincerity should be the attribute of any group that wants the masses to take them serious. And from experience, disagreements are likely to be fiercer in a setting where the issue at stake is the contest for political power. 2011 is around the corner and media campaign of falsehood against Ohakim has increased. They have tried so many things against Ohakim all these while and did not succeed so they are now looking at 2011 . It is in this light that i view the publication in the Point Blank News captioned operation rescue Imo State written by a faceless group called SLAP initiative with one Mr Ikenna Samuelson Iwuoha  as the front of the group and published on the 8 of January 2010. In the said publication, Mr Iwuoha  who claims to be the facilitator of the group made several allegations using language absolutely unparliamentary in a decent society. Since we are in a democracy, Mr Iwuoha certainly has the inalienable right to have his say, but democracy does not give one the power to make allegations he can not prove. I believe that criticism can be very healthy if it is balanced. By balanced, I simply mean that even critics  must be open to the possibility that their criticism may prove unwarranted but I frown at mudslinging.The beauty of democracy is actually the plurality of ideas, which is guaranteed by the constitution. However, it is very clear from the content of the said publication that Mr Iwuoha has a character assassination  agenda, which he laboured so hard to foist on his readers. The publication also portray the fact that Iwuoha is not an intelligent man.

Mr Iwuoha in his publication said so many ugly things about Ohakim which include:that Ohakim is a lier .He is an ingrate.  He is very disrespectful.   He is a very wicked man.   He is a very selfish man. He is a thieving Governor. He is a very destructive man. He is a criminal. He is an unpleasant fellow. He is of no economic value to Imo people. He is of no social value to Imo people. He is of no political value to Imo people He is of no cultural value to Imo people.He is a very useless man. He is a security risk to Imo people.He is not a good man. He is very evil. He is not straight forward. He is not trust worthy. He uses the name of Almighty God in vain. He is a killer of human resources. He is not intelligent. He is very fetish (He forced his S/A’s, E/A’s, Commissioners to swear oath of allegiance to him). How ? Iwuoha should produce facts.Who among the commissioners and SA’s  partake in the oath ?

He also said that Ohakim force poverty to become a native of Imo State through the destruction of economic activities of the masses without compensation. He increased unemployment in Imo State among our youths by intentionally destroying the economic activities of youths without following due process and without any compensation.  He is looting the resources of Imo State and using them to purchase personal properties worldwide when the people of Imo State are in abject poverty.     He is heavily involved with money laundering using his Special Assistant on Special Duties Mr. Chikwem Onuoha as the major conduit.   He executed a major fertilizer fraud in Imo State in 2008 using his former Special Assistant on Protocols Mr. Teddy Adams Ochonma as a front. He used State funds to buy personal house for one of his numerous girlfriend, 46 years old Ruth Osieme (Editor This Day Style Magazine)in Lagos State. How ? Where and when ? Iwuoha should produce facts and figures.

Iwuoha also said that  Ohakim  is using State resources to fight the poor masses in Imo State.While sitting on the State resources he is insulting respected elders in the State. He fraudulently acquired land belonging to widows in his village – Okohia Isiala Mbano Local Government Area.  He fraudulently claimed in a National newspaper (Champion Newspapers) that Aladinma Shopping Centre has been completed. Two years after that fraudulent claim, the so called Shopping Centre is yet to be completed. He sleeps with under aged girls at his guest house in Prefab Housing Estate which he built with State funds in September / October 2007.  He claims to be building a refinery for Imo State with billions of naira when in truth, there is no such project in sight at the so called location. He claims to be building Oguta Wonderland with billions of naira when in truth, there is no such project in sight at the so called location.    He forced our youths to go into kidnapping, stealing, militancy, 419 and ritual activities because their economic activities were destroyed by him without any form of compensation.  He forced our girls to go into prostitution because their hairdressing salon and provision stores were destroyed by him without any form of compensation. After destroying “illegal shops” of the poor masses, he forced the same poor masses to buy umbrellas, tarpaulin, canopies, containers etc at five times the original cost and thereafter allowed them to stay at the same “illegal places”. He executed this fraud using his comrade in-crime, Mr. Willie Amadi (Special Assistant on Transport and Sanitation),etc,etc

This is laughable.From the write-up of Mr Iwuoha,one can easily see that he is not educated .He doesn’t know that what he is doing is character assassination which can send  him to jail. Character assassination is an attempt to tarnish a person’s reputation so as to bring him down and it is an offence in the Nigerian law. It involves exaggeration or manipulation of facts to present an untrue picture of the targeted person. It is a form of defamation. For living individuals targeted by character assassination, this is so as to result in the individual being rejected by his community, family, or members of his or her living or work environment. In practice, character assassination involve double speak, spreading of rumors, innuendo or deliberate misinformation on topics relating to the subject’s morals, integrity, and reputation. In politics, one weapon of war that failed politicians uses all the time is character assassination, which is the spread of false allegations against a candidate just as Iwuoha is doing against Ohakim .Most common themes may include allegations that the candidate is a bad or unpopular member of his family, has a bad relationship with his spouse or children, is disrespected by his former co-workers, or routinely engages in disturbing, socially unacceptable behavior, such as sexual deviancy. This can also be known more colloquially as “”mudslinging. That is trying to win an advantage by falsely painting negative pictures about an opponent.

That one is blessed with fingers for writing does not mean that one should write nonsense in the name of freedom of expression. Mr Iwuoha should know that we have laws in Nigeria for which every individual in Nigeria should abide to. We have libel laws and sedition laws. Sedition is a term of law which refers to overt conduct, such as speech and organization, that is deemed by the legal authority as tending toward insurrection against the established order. Sedition often includes subversion of a constitution and incitement of discontent (or resistance) to lawful authority. Sedition may include any commotion, though not aimed at direct and open violence against the laws. Seditious words in writing are seditious libel. A seditionist is one who engages in or promotes the interests of sedition. Sedition is the stirring up of rebellion against the government in power.It is high time people telling the masses lies against a government are prosecuted.Making false allegation is a criminal offence

Enough is enough.There are channels constitutionally set up to lodge complaints against a person or government. The court is there, the police is there, EFCC and ICPC are there and even the State House of Assembly is there. Maximus Uba wrote so many lies on different websites, newspapers and magazines in Nigeria about Chief Dr Ikedi Ohakim, the Governor of Imo State but when he was called by the Imo State House of Assembly to substantiate his allegations, he ran away till today.If the Imo state House of Assembly calls Mr  Iwuoha today,to come and throw more light on his allegations, he too will run away like Uba.

Maybe Mr Iwuoha is more intelligent than the members of the Imo State House of Assembly elected to act as checks. The hatchet man called Iwuoha needs to know that the Imo State House of Assembly is an independent body made up of highly-principled individuals who have distinguished themselves in their various professional callings. For his information , the Speaker of Imo State House of Assembly is Chief Goodluck Nanah Opiah, a distinguished man  of high integrity, who was elected based on his track records of competence, honesty and integrity. Maybe Iwuoha doesn’t know the duties of a State House Of Assembly. The mission of the State House of  Assembly consists in legislating in the areas of its jurisdiction, exercising control over the executive power and the public administration, and examining matters of public interest. The House of  Assembly is a legitimate authority as regards the expression and implementation of the democratic principles of government. It is composed of Members who are elected by the citizens of  the state. The maximum duration of the collective mandate of these Members, called a legislature, is provided for in the Constitution of Nigeria and cannot exceed four years

The primary role of  a  Member is to take part in the legislative process. As a legislator, he examines, analyzes and votes on bills at the State Assembly. This duty is exercised both in the Assembly and in the parliamentary committees.

The Member is also the controller of the actions of the Government and of the public administration. The control methods at the disposal of Members are many. They include more particularly Oral Questions and Answers, the examination of financial commitments, the hearings of commissioners and chief executive officers of public bodies, as well as the annual consideration of the estimates of expenditure.

Finally, the Member acts as an intermediary between electors and the public administration. He handles requests made by citizens who, for example, need information, have a complaint about the Government, or wish to have a law or regulation amended. He makes sure that the commissioners and the public servants responsible for public programmes are aware of his constituency’s needs.

The Imo State House of Assembly have publicly given Ikedi Ohakim a clean slate.Imo state House of Assembly have publicly declared Ohakim  not guilty of all the allegations leveled against Ohakim by Maximus Uba and his cohorts. So what are we saying here? We have elected members from all the Local Government areas of  Imo state in the Imo state House of Assembly. So who is fooling who?

If the State House of Assembly is saying that the governor of the state is performing well and is not guilty of any wrong doings,who is Mr Iwuoha to speak otherwise? Who is Maximus Uba to speak otherwise? Ohakim is a performing governor and deserves respect. For Gods sake,Ohakim is the symbol of our collective authority in Imo state and we can not seat back and allow enemies to continue to write nonsense about him.

The tone and language of Iwuoha’s publication with its preponderance of curses  and lies is not dignifying to public discourse. Mr Iwuoha should apologize to Ndi-Imo for calling our Governor a criminal. As for the local government council polls in Imo state, our governor having finished the LGA reforms has told  Ndi-Imo  that he will conduct the council poll soon and we believe him.

When Ohakim stepped into power, he decided to begin first with, sweeping clean, the dirt-infested city. To this end, he ordered the dismantling of all the shacks and illegal structures that dotted the city and state. Thereafter, he banned Okada drivers from operating in certain parts of the Owerri metropolis. To ease the pain on the average Okada rider and users in Owerri, Ohakim introduced a functioning intra-city transport service. To actualize this, he flooded the city with luxury buses. He then followed with affordable taxi-system, which now has spread, to other cities in the East. Governor Ikedi Ohakim began a road expansion network that has given Owerri, the much-needed breathing space under which other goodies would follow.

Rural parts of Imo we learnt have not been left out under the Ohakim developmental programs. Imo Rural Roads Maintenance Agency (IRROMA) is busy opening up villages with new rural or old roads some of which have been hitherto clogged and or overgrown with weeds. Launching the venture , the able governor said his aim was to bring back the old method where members of the Public Works Department worked diligently to beautify every nook and cranny of Imo.

Ohakim started the rebuilding of Owerri from the scratch. He destroyed shacks that dotted the streets of Owerri and thereby restored its diminishing topography. Ohakim has opened up road networks in several parts of the state using his environmental sanitation agency as his springboard. Uncoordinated erection of billboards has been banned; old and unauthorized ones have been removed.

Roads into Owerri and roads out of it are being dualised. Education, has received a boost as redundant and dead wood teachers have been replaced by well-trained teachers. An Education Development committee has been set up to address and redress the education problems of Imo State. Now, all this have happened under an  Ohakim administration that is daily disturbed with blackmail and court cases.

There is no gainsaying the fact that Imo State Government has recorded tremendous achievements  despite the enormous challenges confronting His Excellency, Chief Dr Ikedi Ohakim. These achievements cut across all strata of human endeavours ranging from infrastructural development, economic transformation, manpower development, youth empowerment and most importantly absolute peace and tranquility, among others. Therefore, this efforts of Gov Ohakim in diverse areas is commendable.Equally, the supportive and contributory roles played by the first lady Her Excellency Barrister Lady Chioma Ohakim in this hard journey of governance cannot be overlooked or  under estimated considering her enthusiasm in actualizing the laudable efforts of Ikedi Ohakim in the state. The active roles displayed by the first Lady Chioma Ohakim clearly shows her commitment to the sustenance of democratic principles which triggered the giant strides recorded by the state government through its developmental agenda. Ochinanwata gaba n’iru,Imo so gi na azu.

 -Kenneth Uwadi writes from Mmahu-Egbema,I mo State,Nigeria

January 16, 2010

Amodu must go

 

Shaibu Amodu

Since I started following  Nigerian football,  I  never experienced the  ugly reactions that followed the defeat of Eagles by Egypt in the 2010 African Cup of Nations. Almost every body that i came in contact with felt extremely sad . There were those who were simply indifferent. They never cared for they have since lost hope in the national team.

Am sure, by now confused Sani Lulu should be beating his chest and biting his fingers for allowing Amodu to take the Eagles to Angola. By now Sani Lulu with his incapable NFF Board members should be hiding their awful heads in shame for their inability to listen to the general public when they called for the removal or sack of Amodu.

Amodu invited unfit players to Eagles team leaving top performers due to his selfish reasons. Am not surprised  at  this performance. God forbid  bad thing!!!. The Egyptians coach dropped top 3 team players of Egypt and picked home base players from Al Alhy, Zamlek & others but Amodu said that our home base players are not good enough to merit his invitation. What a shame. Give Sia-sia -two  months to pick some home base Eagles and let Amodu bring his tired legs of professionals for a football match. The result will prove.

Football loving Nigerians, have you ever wondered why Amodu does not give directives like other coaches in the World? The reason is not far, he does not know what to tell the players on the field of play. Confusion is written all over his face.

I can be a better coach  than Mr. Amodu. Infact,i am a better coach than Amodu.I am even a better player than Amodu.Mr Amodu is not a coach, he lacked the pedigree for this Herculean task simply with no apology! . Tactically we are just no where at the moment. Our players lacked zeal or enthusiasm, confidence in themselves for national assignment. Amodu & his crew coaches selected the wrong legs for a tournament of such nature.  Why should a professional footballer be told what to do all the time when he’s already on the field of play? Your ability to know what to do when the going gets tough is what bring the goals, it further shows that the players where not just physically exhausted, rather they were mentally exhausted .Super Chicken  of Nigeria  can’t stand before Enyimba, Heartlands, Kano Pillars, Bayalsa United, just to name a few. A coach that doesn’t know when  and  who to substitute in a game, is that a coach? There were some strikers who never shot at least once at goal post that day, what business has such on the peach?

If the Super Chickens could go down headlong to the roasters in the hand of a bunch of home-based Egyptian players what has weather got to do with their unprofessional attitudes towards a match of such magnitude? Is it not the same weather others are playing, why is it that only S/Eagles of Nigeria that felt the heat  or  are you telling  us that heavens was against them?

Whether Eagles succeed at this tournament or not most of these present bunch of players and the coaches have no business in the national team. In fact; the team should be dissolved and disbanded and  Nigeria should get a seasoned coach(s), get new crops of players from home based clubs,and maybe retain some players  who are agile  like Obasi & maybe Odemwenmgie  and bring in Agbonlahor of Aston Villa  plus a few other international players to form a new team and do away with those who are too fat and too old to run with the vision of the national assignment.

Sani Lulu and co, this disgrace is enough.Its just a shame!.Amodu must go now or else,expect a peoples revolution.

January 7, 2010

Yea Snoop dogg ,gansta luv is da fucking shit!

killin em snoop .keep banging women. Snoops is such a tight rapper, he can sing old school and the new stuff . Yea dogg ,gansta luv is da fucking shit! LOVE it.. love this songg! its soo mee!!!!!!!! gang gang GANGSTA!!!!!! haha i love the keys!!! snoopy snoop dogg! But I don’t like Snoop.Next time he come out on Raw as a fucking guest host,I will come out and beat the shit out of him.

His music is much better now. I didn’t like his older stuff too much but this is much better. If only I knew why a black rapper name himself after a white cartoon dog. HMM!? Well, no one said rappers  are very bright. MAYBE we can create another show like dog and cat with hosts Chris Brown and Snoop dogg and have it based like a black version of Charlie brown and SNOOPY the dog.I like Snoopy’s songs but I damn don’t like the ugly man himself.

Cordazar Calvin Broadus ,born October 20, 1971,better known by his stage name Snoop Dogg, is a Grammy Award nominated American rapper, record producer, and actor. While recording Doggystyle in August 1993, Snoop Dogg was arrested in connection with the death of Philip Woldemariam, a member of a rival gang who was shot and killed by Snoop’s bodyguard, McKinley Lee; Snoop was charged with murder along with Lee as he was driving the vehicle from which the shooting had commenced. Snoop was defended by Johnnie Cochran, with his bodyguard McKinley Lee.Both Snoop and Lee were acquitted; Lee was acquitted on grounds of self-defense, but Snoop Dogg remained entangled in the legal battles around the case for three years.In July 1993, Snoop was stopped for a traffic violation and a firearm was found by police while conducting a search of his car. In February 1997, he pled guilty to one count of being an ex-felon in possession of a handgun and was ordered to record three public service announcements, pay a $1,000 fine, and serve three years’ probation.Twice, in May 1998 and October 2001, Snoop Dogg was fined and arrested for misdemeanor marijuana possession. For the 2001 incident, in 2002 he pleaded no contest to the charge and was fined a total of $398.30 and a suspended 30-day jail sentence

In his autobiography “The Doggfather”, Snoop Dogg says the devil came to him to make a deal that he would be rich and famous in exchange for his soul. Snoop said yes and identifies that as the death of Calvin Broadus and the birth of Snoop dogg.

A very bad guy,this Snoop dogg. Cool kids kill themselves trying to be gang stars like the  fuckin idiot. Kids are bangin his shit cuz they  wanna look like a ganster.
Hip hop was incorporated with these muthafuckin thugs like Snoop.Hip hop ain’t supposed to put you on the game of a path of destruction .Shitttttttt.

January 7, 2010

Since when did I change my name to 50 Cent

50 Cent

Since when did I change my name to 50 Cent, my friend Emeka Uzu asked me. He’s got a problem with me liking 50 cent a lot. I can’t change my name to 50 cent, man, i am myself.Uzu pointed that i need some FCC regulation. Your tongue is totally too big! 50 cent is endorsing women sleeping with famous men to get pregnant and then proceed to get them thousands of dollars in child support,and you damn stand out supporting the fucking nigga.Have a baby by me be a millionaire”…hmmm….not a good song to Emeka Uzu .Emeka Uzu kept lamenting, 50 is a pussy ass nigga he said.

50 Cent can be a pussy ass nigger or whatever,but to me, he’s got talent.I didn’t get the song,have a baby by me until I saw the video.Mr.cent, I have new respect for you. The morals behind the video to me are, money can’t buy love , it’s lonely at the top , a woman is loyal to her family and can’t be bought ,after fame, it’s hard to go back to living “normal life”. Thank you, Mr.cent for being so shallow, …to show us what’s REALLY important in life, LOVE, family, and simple happiness. Well unfortunately it isn’t illegal to produce any type of music with whatever message you want so people should be able to make their own decisions and be accountable for that . Free will.

Curtis James Jackson III ,born July 6, 1977, better known by his stage name 50 Cent, is an American rapper. He rose to fame with the release of his albums Get Rich or Die Tryin’ (2003) and The Massacre (2005). Both albums achieved multi-platinum success, selling more than twenty-one million copies combined.Born in South Jamaica, Queens, Jackson began drug dealing at the age of twelve during the 1980s crack epidemic.After leaving drug dealing to pursue a rap career, he was shot at and struck by nine bullets during an incident in 2000. After releasing his album Guess Who’s Back? in 2002, Jackson was discovered by rapper Eminem and signed to Interscope Records. With the help of Eminem and Dr. Dre, who produced his first major commercial successes, Jackson became one of the world’s highest selling rappers. In 2003, he founded the record label G-Unit Records, which signed several successful rappers such as Young Buck, Lloyd Banks, and Tony Yayo. Jackson has engaged in feuds with other rappers including Ja Rule, Young Buck, The Game, Cam’ron, Fat Joe, and Rick Ross. He has also pursued an acting career, appearing in the semi-autobiographical film Get Rich or Die Tryin’ in 2005, the Iraq War film Home of the Brave in 2006, and Righteous Kill in 2008. Jackson is one of the richest hip-hop performers, having a gross worth estimated at US $440 million in 2008.

Man es voll der hamma obwohl das lied alt ist trotzdem ,very nice!!! Damn 50s got big fucking tits ,his shit hang to his knees.The guy is good.

January 7, 2010

Awilo eeee,Awilo Longomba

 

Eééé ambiance!!  bananas mmmm bat boy !!!! Zakiliba! Mata, mata, kpo! I like Awilo. I heard that Awilo Longomba is currently living in Yaounde, Cameroon.Is that true ? No,no,no,not true,Awilo lives in France.

You remember him? Monday,Tuesday,Wednesday,Thursday , Friday, today na Monday ,tomorrow  na Tuesday……. Awilo eeee,Awilo mama,Awilo eee. Coupe ,coupe Bibamba. Awilo Longomba is a Congolese  musician who was a drummer in Viva la Musica, Stukas, Nouvelle Generation and Loketo. In 1995, he finally quit drumming for singing and released his first album Moto Pamba with help from Shimita, Ballou Canta, Dindo Yogo, Dally Kimoko, Sam Mangwana, Syran Mbenza and Rigo Star.

His second CD, Coupe Bibamba (1998) made him known throughout Africa, Europe and America. This was followed by Kafou Kafou (2001) and his most recent album, Mondongo (2004), which features Japponais, Dally Kimoko, Caen Madoka, Djudjuchet, Josky and Simaro Lutumba. He is also credited as an atalaku (animateur) on some soukous records. In the year 2008 Awilo Longomba released the New Album SUPER-MAN which was another huge success.

Sorry to say  this, but it is true ,Awilo  music  got many  girls pregnant in Nigeria around year 2002. Waw it so funny. Super Awilo t’es le meilleur . An oldie but goodie! Soukous all the way, great music.Awilo you dey  joooo, we dey  trip for  your songs  for  9ja.

January 3, 2010

Genevieve Nnaji is so beautiful and a bag of chips too

she is soooooo beautiful .You know who I am talking about? Genevieve Nnaji.Nigerian Movie Diva. She really is an incredibly beautiful girl. I wish her talent would cross over to the western world. She’s naturally beautiful….exceptional even toned complexion …and eyes that are incredible. When u wanna talk about talented actors in Nollywood, you just have to mention her name cos she’s all that and a bag of chips too!!

 Genevieve Nnaji used to be my idol until i heard she is sleeping with married men, what a shame! All that fame .What is it with all these 9ja girls and old married men .It makes me sick . Trust me, This is no empty rumor. I’ve got proof and lets not even go there. No need to mention this married guys names.

 Look I am a Nigerian and I know what I am talking about. Its not a big deal but am just not a fan of girls throwing themselves to all these old pot bellies in our country, not only are they making themselves look cheap which most time they are,they aid in breaking another woman’s heart and eventually her marriage .

Even if l don’t know the difference between Genny and Eni Edo ,I can tell that Genny is far more attractive than the other lady.And one more thing ,no one hates anybody,actually I really like Genny,no not like,its love. I just don’t want her spoiling her name like that

 She is wonderful and hard working but what has that got to do with taking another woman’s husband? You out there challenging me for saying this,maybe you have no fear of God or  you want to tell me that Genny’s  job is not paying her enough. I think with her being pretty and all that she could have gotten herself her own  man instead of running about with the money bag men. I guess most girls will do the same but i never expected that from her. she is a let down to me and not a good role model for her child or the future generation

January 3, 2010

It is the ripe time to commence the Local Government election in Imo State

 

Senator Arthur Nzeribe

We read in the Champion newspaper where veteran politician and four-time Senator of the Federal Republic of Nigeria, Senator Arthur Nzeribe, called on the Governor of Imo state, Chief Dr Ikedi Ohakim, to perish any thought of holding local government election in the state now.
The PDP stalwart made this call when Governor Ohakim visited Oguta/Ohaji Egbema/Oru West Federal Constituency as part of his Christmas peace missions to communities.
Senator Nzeribe advised Ohakim to wait until after the governorship election in Anambra state to see if Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC) has learnt more lessons on election conducts.

 In his article entitled “End of the Road for Mr. Maverick?” published in This Day of October 10, 2009, Joseph Ushigiale described Nzeribe thus:
“Nzeribe established a reputation as an enigmatic politician who thrives in stewing from one political and intriguing controversy to another… Nzeribe has attracted the toga of a politician who revels in endless webs of intrigues and scheming and is largely viewed as very very inconsistent … Nzeribe has carved a niche for himself within political circles as a highly ambitious and insatiably greedy politician with scant regard for decorum’

Much as we respect Senator Arthur Nzeribe as an influential man in Imo state,we will not hesitate to frown at his call to the Imo state Governor to perish any thought of holding Local government council election in the state now.Nzeribe should not expect 100 percent in the conduct of elections in the country, but to support the electoral processes in order to achieve a maximum level of success. No country can be an exception. As a student if you score 70 per cent in an examination and fail 30 per cent, have you not passed that exam?”

It is the ripe time to commence the Local Government election in Imo State. Nzeribe should not forget that Imo people look to the Governor for more understanding and compassion. They look to him for more reasoned actions and more responsive governing. They look to him for more good leadership and inspiration, leadership borne of a desire to make things right in Imo state, to truly make a mark that Imo will never forget. And as the people of Imo State look to him, he should look within himself so that he will not lose sight of or waver from God’s sincere reason for putting him in public service. He is there to serve the people and to do what the people want. The people of Imo state want the council poll not to delay any further and it is the duty for respected elders of Imo state to point at the right part for our young and able governor to follow.

Imo people want the council election to hold now and Nzeribe should learn to give our state government  credible advise. Ohakim’s government has faired well. We don’t need to go on and on in naming the developmental strides of this young governor. Whoever that is so concerned should come round Imo State to see things for himself.Our governor is a peoples welfare conscious governor and he has promised not to delay the council poll any further and this is what we are waiting for

January 2, 2010

Jail this mother fucking Umar Farouk Mutallab

 

Umar Farouk Mutallab

For air passengers across the globe, travelling will never be the same again in the aftermath of the Christmas Day aborted plot by Umar Farouk  Abdulmutallab, 23 years old Nigerian, to blow up a US plane over Detroit.

For sure the financial cost of improving security at airports in response to the fresh challenge posed  by Abdulmutallab’s plot may never be known as equipment for security checks don’t come cheap. Nigeria, for instance, plans to install 3D body scanners at its international airports as part of the effort to upgrade security.

The director general of the Nigerian Civil Aviation Authority, Dr. Harold Demurin said in Lagos that the  3D total body  imaging scanners  would  be installed at the four main airports of Lagos,Abuja, Kano and Port Harcourt.

I am  so much disappointed in the stupid act of this guy Umar Farouk Mutallab . He  just want to sentence people to their early grave for no reason, It is  just a useless and bastard idea from him and so called AL-QAEDA.Nigerian culture is not suicide bombing.

US government should pls let him rot in jail (life sentence). Jail the mother fucker.This guy is mad.Imagine what the son of  an influential man in Nigeria did. If this guy should serve anything short of 50yrs jail term, he’ll be back in Nigeria and still hold a government appointment. He might become a CEO in one of his father’s company (built with stolen money in Nigeria)  or come back to Nigeria and rig himself to the seat of the presidency.Pls let him serve LIFE term in US.

I bet you there were at least 2 or three other Muslims that were passengers on that flight and yet  this mother fucker did not care, about his own Muslim brothers.Should we now say, all Muslims should fly their own Islamic  air lines? and have only Muslim passengers?

The Dad and Mum of this young man self,na wah for them oooo. How on earth can they leave a boy of 11 or 12 in a foreign country alone to read? He studied  in Togo for his secondary education which is about 5 years, then  he went to University in UK still staying alone. Provision of financial incentives is not enough for a child. Children need to be nurtured, advised, teach them the culture, what is good and wrong, all these are not teachers job alone. Jail this mother fucking Umar Farouk Mutallab.

This Abdumutalab is a complete moron. As if Nigeria need more negative reputation. Few months ago, terrorist youths from the same region of Farouk  in the name of Boko Haram murdered over 1000 persons in the name of protest against western education and life style ,while that rascal Umar Farouk Mutallab was living in a posh areas in London.This is to show you the hypocrisy of their believe. He lived in four million Pounds apartment in London but hate the Western lifestyle.
 For sure, that rascal must not come back to Nigeria for any reason after this attempted barbarism and hate behaviour.

January 2, 2010

Too bad….Fancrid Hotel Omoku in Rivers State,Nigeria.

Mr Ken Uwadi

Meine Gott Eile, auf die ich pissen muss.My God,hurry up,i must pass.Too bad….Fancrid Hotel Omoku in Rivers State,Nigeria.What a bad treatment I received there when I went to lodge  for three days with my family during the Xmas holiday.The old saying goes,the nose always knows and when it comes to a hotel stay,the traveller’s nose –it seems-notices and knows more. Well Now you know.Not very sincere  people there.

I fucking did 2 rooms reservation in this  Fancrid hotel Omoku only to come at the date I was to lodge into the hotel to discover  that one of the rooms I paid for has been given out to another customer………shit. And it was 9p.m already.

Tom what are you looking at ? Tom is the manager of the Hotel.He came and apologised and gave us another room as compensation .Have a nice holiday,he said. Como se llama la segunda cancion? Tom has a nice smile….. whatever. You cant judge a book by its cover. havent  u ever heard that before? Well,we came to understand  that saying.

Yeah, what’s wrong with  Tom??? Next morning,Tom came to us and told us to move from the  compensation  room  to the room we paid for,that the room we paid for is vacant now. Soooooo funny.It was like  a dream.Whats wrong with you man? I ask him.Its like you play with your tongue a lot. This is funny.May be the guy thinks we are stupid.He gave out the room we paid for,gave us another better room as compensation only to come back the next day to tell us to leave.

Any whay….we told him to fuck off.We refuse to move.You know what Tom did ? He cut our light off for 2 days……what a hotel…….

You think it is funny eh? Well,I don’t think so,to me the place is hell on earth. Aahahahha fucking  wicked place.

December 28, 2009

Che cavolo stai dicendo Willis!

Gary Coleman

Gary Coleman: The True 41-year old Virgin!  I bet Gary Coleman’s dick looks like a Kit-Kat! About 41 yrs….I think his not aging right because my big bother is 41 and he looks like his 29 but his much, much taller. Hahahha dam homeboy still  look like a pit-bull. It’s pretty sad when this guy gets so much attention in this light because he’s shorter than normal. He’s 41 and he is short due to kidney problems he had growing up.

41 year old virgin? That motherfucker  is  probably drowning in pussy. Gary Coleman is  an American actor, best known for his role as Arnold Jackson  in the American sitcom Different Strokes  in the 70s.Coleman secretly wed his girlfriend of five months, Shannon Price,  on August 28, 2007.They met on the set of the 2006 comedy film Church Ball

Gary is probably in immense pain, having been in the limelight for so long and then cast into the void by the same people who once adored him. He has become bruising acquainted with despair and probably poverty, too.What chu talkin about Willis? Willis was Gary Coleman’solder brother in the show, Different Stokes. I love this show i recorded every single episode and watch every one over and over until my brother gets me up. Che cavolo stai dicendo Willis! xD troppo grande! Wake up Arnold Coleman, we want you back.

December 28, 2009

The dwarf as a Nigerian famous Actor

OSITA IHEME(PAWPAW)

Osita Iheme is 12 years old or something ? He can’t be 12 yrs old. He must be above 25 Yrs. But this na full man oooo. May be na 35 yrs old man self. Iheme na Nigerian Gary Coleman.I need to know how old is this guy. Biggie, biggie ,heavy ,heavy……. for where,na one little man we dey talk about.This guy rules. I don’t care if he suffers dwarfism. He’s still a great actor. He makes me laugh.He’s adorable and cute. Ma sister is madly in love with him and wish to have his babies.

Does it really matter how old he is? As long as he’s able to display the talent God gave him and make me laugh.. wetin be my own o jareee….In America you see young Hollywood stars…How old was Raven Simon when she started acting on the Bill Cosby show?….I can mention a whole lot…

Gary Coleman suffers from congenital kidney disease causing focal segmental glomerulosclerosis, and that halted his growth at an early age. Maybe, it’s the same for Osita Iheme. Pawpaw,how old are you? And are you married? if so, does your wife give you all the respect you need from her? But wait oooo,did anyone see Osita and Chinedu at MMA , abi is it SMVA where they took up the Mik, trying 2 make audience laugh ? They totally suck at that show

December 25, 2009

Tuface baba, c’est tu pas e location?

 

TUFACE IDIBIA

Tu baba, c’est tu pas e location?  2 face, Mr sexy na fine boi ooooo.I  think he needs a few mixer race kids from some white lady this time .U dey feel me ?

  2face is one of the Nigerian artistes that sing sensible songs and still have this kind of recognition and acceptability….cant u see this guy is a phenomenon? Some ladies wldn’t mind being his number 4, number 5 or number  6  wife or whatever. Fuck it ,how can a modern man have lots of kids with lots of women. O di kwa egwuoooo.Ofor na ogu ka njikwa agaoooo.Well,lets close our eyes about him having 5 kids from different women. If you  try  become  2face today, we go see  if u no  go fit give 50  women belle…. All these women too dey pester super stars.look, Akon has 5 kids from 3 women also…its not easy oooo . Ifini gba ooo, Tuface  to me is the greatest after Fela  and we should start considering him as the African  king of  music .Have u ever listen to his new album with passion? Try it out. Start from his very first album to the last and tell me how and what you feel…Tu baba, keep it up.

I subscribe to all your appreciation… wonderful guy… cool voice.I  teasing like your  songs, gentle, and full of warmth! You deserves better place; maybe a 1,000 times I listen  to your songs, suits my ears!  But this womanizer thing……you go try stop am  o jaree oooo…….See me as ur broda!!

December 25, 2009

who is Jarule dating now ?

 

Ja Rule – Clap Back
2) Ja Rule – Down Ass Bitch
3) Ja Rule Ft 2Pac – So Much Pain
4) Ja Rule – Livin It Up
5) Ja Rule Ft Ashanti – Always On Time
6) Ja Rule Ft Jlo – Im Real (Murder Remix)
7) Ja Rule Ft R Kelly & Ashanti – Wonderful
8) Ja Rule Ft Fat Joe & Jadakiss – New York
9) Ja Rule Ft Lloyd Where Im From
10) Ja Rule – Passion
11) Ja Rule Ft Ashanti – Mesmerized
12) Ja Rule – Murder Reign
13) Ja Rule – Thug Lovin

 Man oh man ,do i miss the good old days… if anybody else feels what i’m sayin ,holla if u hear me………………………. i wish i could go back to the year 2000. I really do!!

 I hella miss these throback songs, i wish Ashanti and Ja rule still do their thing but they all mia… Hey Ja, how are the album sales going? Your  mum said she wants a Christmas  card so be snappy with that big guy. Old but gold !Ja Rule is on top. hate him or love him this dude brought the hits … feel me ? but wait oooo……who is Jarule dating now ?

December 22, 2009

9ja!!! 9ja!!!, oke oo!!!

Peter Obi

The gubernatorial debate planned for candidates in the Anambra  election will  gulp N17 million, Dr Ifeanyi Obiakor,  a board member of the  Nigeria-America Friendship Association, NAFA, has  said.

He said that the debate will be organised by the NAFA,  the  Anambra REBIRTH and the Anambra State Good Governance Forum, all NGOs.

Obiakor, who addressed a meeting of “stakeholders on the Anambra poll” in Abuja at the weekend, said that the debate would feature a minimum of three candidates and a maximum of six.

The candidates, he explained would be picked after an opinion poll, where they would have scored a set of minimum points

What the fuck is this Dr Obiakor guy saying? Can somebody explain to the public why a debate between candidates will cost 17 million naira? Is it the venue, the microphone, lights, or  is he going going to pay journalists for doing their job. Even if he is  going to import  Larry King of CNN as the moderator.Ewu  ……..Can beer. The journalists will transport themselves to the venue  is the  organizing committee going to provide them with new cars to facilitate their coming ? 17 million Naira for a mere debate wao!!!. What a fraud! Why would this debate cost 17 gad am million naira? Thieves!!!!!!!!!!!!
 Or will the debate take place in the moon? 9ja!!! 9ja!!!, oke oo!!!

December 19, 2009

Look at Actress Ifeoma Okeke of Nigeria

Actress Ifeoma Okeke

Ifeoma Okeke

We might have problem of repeating stories but Nollywood is trying its best.

Look at Actress Ifeoma Okeke of Nigeria exposing her boobs and maybe  nipples too. U can see her pink boobs popping out. She should  undressed herself on national television too. G8 girl.

Asked one certain time about her relationship,she said, I don’t have any regret about my self, the only regret I have was my  last failed relationship.  If God can please give me  another chance to turn back the hand of time, I will tell God that I’m sorry, that  I need an  opportunity to amend the two years that I spent in that relationship.

I have never regretted anything in my life like that.  Apart from that, I love the way I am,   though I’m fat but I’m 5.8 tall. So, am tall enough and I have a pretty face.  I’m not saying I’m perfect but, as a human being I’m just okay

Thax..for accepting your mistakes on your failed relationship.
God will give you another chance..,but pls be careful this time around…… those boobs of yours
Your boobs are not too bad..try and keep fit

But wait ooooo.I hope her boobs are not   fake. But she’s been lying about their size. the boobs are not a 32DD, they are at best a C cup

Best body ever? Her ass is not  finishing what her boobs started,maybe thats the reason for the failed relationships . I want to smoke a blunt with  Ify Okeke. Damn big bust..bumper to bumper.Maybe it will give her the test of a true relationship

Hahaaaaaa  may be all these retarded lovers are all jealous because she is beautiful.All the kick and go lovers are probably sitting behind the television  now and wishing they had her boobs. You guys are probably looking under you sports bra ha!!! FUCK.

December 19, 2009

Soludo is the solution

 

Soludo

Prof Charles Soludo

The greatest enemy of the Igbo’s are the Igbo’s themselves. Most of the comments against Soludo are the Igbo’s mostly from his Anambra State.As far as the Igbo’s continue to dis-unite themselves, they will never be relevant to the politics of Nigeria. Anambra people are the main problem of the Igbo race. Everybody wants to be leader. If Soludo and Ojukwu could be ridiculed, then nobody is safe. Those Idiots commenting against Soludo will soon face the wrath of God very soon.When you repeat a lie over and over again it tends to stick.
People keep saying that Soludo left a big mess in the banking sector that Sanusi is supposedly cleaning up. That is arrant nonsense.

Soludo is not responsible for the global recession that started in America as a result of their sub prime mortgage crisis that later engulfed the whole world.
Soludo turned banking around in Nigeria. These were  Banks that had only N2b in shareholder funds and he came in and increased it to N25b and everybody was crying that it can’t be done. He stuck to his guns and banking has never been the same in Nigeria. From N25b the banks on their own by applying Soludo’s vision, continued raising money to the extent that most of them had N300b in share holder funds. Nigerian banks for the first time in living memory got to be listed in the first 1000 banks in the world. Nigerian banks began to finance projects in the oil sector that were hitherto the exclusive preserve of foreign banks.
NOW, The banks THEMSELVES in their quest to declare huge profits and in their quest to become the biggest bank in Nigeria etc exposed themselves dangerously to margin loans and to the oil sector especially to those building depots and importing fuel. When the global recession hit Nigeria and the Stock Market crashed, they lost heavily. When oil prices crashed from a peak of $140 to $35 they also lost heavily. Because most of them over exposed themselves by lending out more than 50% of their shareholders funds. In other instances the MD’s of the banks were helping themselves  with  funds from the banks.

As a regulator Soludo ought to have ensured that they did not over expose themselves to margin loans and to the petroleum sector and that is the only thing he can be accused of. Negligence; maybe he neglected to ensure that the banks did not over expose themselves to only two sectors of the economy, loaning out more than 50% of their shareholders funds in the process.

But again, the bulls were running rampage and everybody was enjoying the roller coaster ride, raking in huge profits on a daily basis from both the stock market and fuel importation, when the global recession from America hit like a tsunami and crushed everything in its wake.

Soludo is not responsible for the global recession. He is not responsible for the crash of the stock market, and he is not responsible for the crash in the price of oil.

The bankers themselves will have to share in the blame. Soludo as a genius came and upped their game for them. From a paltry N2b he raised their game to N25b and from there almost all of them had shareholders fund in excess of N100b. Some of them were able to get to N300b.
How is it Soludo’s fault alone, if the foolish banker that had only N2b the other day, now decides to throw away N300b he raised from applying Soludo’s ingenuity.

Again Soludo is a genius but he is not a magician. How was he to know that a recession from America will turn global overnight and crash all the gains they had made in the banking sector.

Those that keep insisting that Soludo left a mess in the banking sector should have a re-think and situate their facts correctly.

Soludo has a vision that is unassailable and that vision is to return Anambra State to its place of glory and by the grace of God, he will succeed.
Soludo is the solution.

December 19, 2009

MEND DON ATTACK AGAIN

ABOUT 35 militants, belonging to the Movement for the Emancipation of the Niger-Delta (MEND), armed with rocket launchers, heavy calibre machine guns and assault rifles attacked in the early hours of December 19 2009, a major Shell/Chevron crude oil pipeline located in Abonema, Rivers state. 

Spokesman of the militant group, Jomo Gbomo who confirmed the attack by the militants who carried out the operation in five boats said in online statement that it was a “warning strike” and that MEND would review the indefinite ceasefire it ordered on Sunday, October 25 within thirty days from December 19. 

The “wake-up call” to the Federal Government by MEND is a sad reminder of a cosmetic amnesty arrangement that does not address the core issues of the Niger Delta struggle. It is indeed worrisome that the compromise by the various militant groups has come to the dead end that was predicted by critics of the shoddy amnesty arrangement.
If the Niger Delta question could be treated with such levity by the very administration that vowed to “right the wrongs”, then one wonders what will happen after this current regime is out of office. It is obvious we shall be back to square one.
Yar’ Adua’s ill health and the questionable effects it is having on the Niger Delta issue is a confirmation of the absence of a pre-amnesty blueprint which now portrays the entire scheme as a chess game, a gamble, and an unfortunate postponement of the doom’s day.
The reality of the present situation is unfortunately going to win more supporters and sympathizers for MEND and its armed struggle approach. And the fall-out could make the past struggle look like a dress rehearsal. The Niger Delta issue should not be allowed to further degenerate before getting better.

The big boys of MEND are like the proverbial spoilt child of an Emperor who can neither be punished nor be left to continue with his nuisance. Maybe, only a President from among the Militants can satisfy them. Since the creation of a Commission, a Ministry & Amnesty cannot work. Iwu may be asked to set up Niger Delta Peoples Party, with Chief Anenih as Chairman,to produce a MEND President for  Nigeria to have peace. So long as we continue to protect the Godfathers of the Militants, we shall never see peace in Nigeria & if care is not taken, when the Heavens fall, it will be worse than the Biafra war as the whole country shall be up in flames

December 15, 2009

ORJI KALU AS A WEEPING EX GOVERNOR OF ABIA STATE

 

Orji Uzor Kalu  seems to be the weeping  ex-governor of Abia State. Is Orji Uzo Kalu  above the Law.Na so ee be na. Oga Kalu,anam ekeleooo,ranka dede.EFCC can not touch you talkless of  you answering Police invitation. Is it not time for Nigerians to disregard you? I dont think you are to be taken  serious any longer.I have since stop taking  Orji Kalu seriously because  of his too many wars. But wait oooooo why is he always at war with everybody in position of authority? This was his penchant while in power . This is a man that governed Abia State for 8years without decking an up stair  for Abia people.He was too busy insulting the elders both within and outside Abia State. . Go to Aba, Umuahia, Arochukwo, Ohafia, Ngwa Land, Ukwa etc. and  see the face of the cities.

 Is he better than the 2nd republic Barkin Zuwo of Kano State who kept millions of government money in government house? Or is this not the same Kalu that took to his heels in Maiduguri during AbdulMumuni’s era as military governor for money related offences? I stand to be corrected please. Who is fooling who? Anytime his business interest is in jeopardy, he quarrels and insults everybody that stands in the way.First it was Obasanjo,then it became the turn of Atiku.He even called Atiku the pot calling the kettle black.Mention them. Is Kalu the only ex governor in Nigeria? why is he always weeping?

Oga  Orji,’abeg no be only EFCC dey watch you  o oooo ,other State house of assembly dey wait for u’. I guess, one day will be judgment day and the rule of law  will  take its course.Olabode George did not know when it happened.

December 15, 2009

President Yar Adua’s litmus test

President Yar Adua

I do not understand what these noise about Yar’Adua’s ill health are all about. Nigeria does not need a healthy president going by the true functions of a Nigerian president .Do you need a sound health to steal money? Do you need a sound health to sleep with other people’s wives? Do you need good health to murder your political opponents or to use EFCC to destroy their careers or businesses? Do you need a good health to plot for a self succession or a third term? Do you need a good health to spend over sixteen Billion dollars on electricity that only produced two billionaire state governors and perpetual darkness for the Nation? Do you need to be in good health to rig armed robbers, coupists and  ritualists  into power? Do you need a good health to spend Billions of Dollars on roads only to produce senile old men that prides themselves as leader and roads full of pot holes? Do you need good health to award a private University license to yourself, your lawyers, your church and friends as a means of destroying university education in Nigeria? You do not need a good health to junket round the globe in the name of searching for unknown investors. Yar’Adua is not the only sick president to rule Nigeria and would not be the last,so let us let him be.

  Let us pray for his recovery.For God’s sake we cant wish a human being death.Nigeria has been ruled by poorly educated fellows both as civilians and soldiers and heaven did not fall, and of recent, Nigeria has been ruled by insane and mentally challenged fellows as president. How healthy were Abacha and Obasonjo as individuals when they ruled Nigeria as president? The present Nigeria would be better off with dead legislators, dead ministers, dead governors and dead civil servants. To Yar Adua  I wish him a speedy recovery in God’s name. President Yar’Adua is peace loving, development oriented and above all, God fearing. He will NOT die and all those jostling for his position will soon bury their head in shame. This litmus test will afford Mr. President the opportunity to know better those he is working with in the Nigerian ship of state.

December 15, 2009

Shaibu Amodu,what an ugly name

Shaibu Amodu

FIFA and CAF executive committees member, Dr. Amos Adamu, has suggested that the technical crew of  Nigerian  national team could be reinforced with sound technical hands that can assist coach Shaibu Amodu achieve results. Shaibu Amodu????? Shaibu Amodu ???? Shaibu Amodu????? How many times did i scream that ugly  name…… After seeing Shaibu Amodu managed to qualify the team for both the Nations Cup and the World Cup, respectively, the fucking  NFF  should engaged a more advanced technical coach who would inject modern technicalities in the national team in order to make the Super Eagles ever ready to meet stronger opponents during the twin tournaments coming up next year. Is it not  better to look for a black goat during the day time?

I dont know why we fool ourselves by living in a fools paradise.Who da fuck  is a pig head Shaibu Amodu ????? some kinda god or what? The other day he said that Nigeria will beat Argentina in the coming world cup.Amodu dont have what it takes to beat any team in that group not to talk of Argentina. Argentina struggled to qualify,but they did not need another team to help them qualify for the world cup,all they needed to do was win their games,and thats all,not lose their games and pray for another to loose.Look at the players Amodu is using in the national team? Those 50years old  men …….Its sad ,some imbeciles in the glass house will use this World cup and Nations cup as another opportunity to steal millions of naira,why most of  us  will almost develop high blood pressure,heart attack because of  the  tired legs  that Amodu take as players.

 NFF have started again,they have forgotten how we were very close to missing the world cup,instead of serious preparation they are doing nonsense,relaxing ,very non-chalant and talking about Amodu taking us to the World cup,after they will start asking for prayer and support from Nigerian fans. Any coach who is poorer than the players can not coach Nigerian team. Any coach who is less exposed than the players can not coach Nigerian team. Any coach who is technically lower than the players in terms of football can not coach Nigerian team. Amodu is a victim of these criteria. Did Amodu qualify us for world cup or is it Mozambique that did qualify us for the world cup. What  if Tunisia had won their last march.

If Nigeria doesn’t win next world cup it will be  a failure on the part of NFF. Nothin short of  winning the world cup  will do. I will fucking love Nigeria to top their group,cross the second round andquarter final stage,beat Italy in the semis then beat Brazil or  France in the finals. Amodi should go home

December 7, 2009

The rivalry between Governor Timpre Sylva of Bayelsa and his deputy

 

timpre

Timpre Sylva(Gov-Bayelsa state)

There was uneasy calm in Bayelsa State recently as residents of the state began to heave sighs of relief with the absence of the warring Governor of the state, Chief Timpre Sylva and his Deputy, Mr. Peremobowei Ebebi. The rivalry between Sylva and Ebebi for supremacy is setting the State on edge

Timpre Sylva again.This Timpre self .Him don travel out of Bayelsa and outside of the country countless times. In terms of hours, he has spent almost 50 percent  of his time outside of  Bayelsa. And that’s good and commendable. The people of Bayelsa State need more of that. I am especially glad that at this pace, he will outdo, outspend, and out travel the former governor general of Bayelsa ,Chief Alamieyeseigha.

 What God almighty has ordained, let no earthly man put asunder. Sir, na your turn ooooo. Na God say so. It is good and commendable that you spend valuable hours gallivanting the country and the globe, instead of wasting your time attending to the needs of  Bayelsa  people. The more you travel the more developed the state will become.Today you are in India,tomorrow,in London.

There is no reason to confine your self to the state. Why are you the governor if you cannot travel at will to see your boys and girls in Yankee? Why are you the governor if you cannot travel to negotiate business deals with some dubious investment outfits in Yankee? Why are you the governor if you have to delegate authority to a commissioner? Why are you the governor if you can’t take time off to smell the roses and cognacs in America? As the governor, you have the right to take 15 days vacation after working for 18  days. It is hard being the governor, you know?

As the Governor,you have to fight with your Deputy all the time.You can punch the PDP chairman of Bayelsa state with your fist. After all you are a boxer.

The more you and your Deputy fight and box una self, the more enlightened and educated Bayelsa people will become. The disagreement between you and your Deputy will provide access to quality education and health care for the common farmers and fishermen in Ijaw land. It  will be a joy to all those currently suffering from natural and man made disasters in the state. It will help improve the human security situation of the state. There is peace and joy and celebration in the state. No wahala! Anyone who tell you different story  is a liar, a halfhearted bastard.You and Ebebi should keep on fighting.

Your Excellency, please don’t mind all those who are accusing you of  taking cocaine; don’t mind all those who think you are wasting the people’s money. All na jealousy! I beg make you no mind them ojare. Haba, how much does it cost   you to smoke your big Cigar?….oh, say, 2 million naira  per stick ? And you smoke  100 sticks per day.,which is 200 million naira per day.Haba, that  na chicken change  ooooooo! With oil and gas flowing jabaaraa-taaaaaa  ,200 million naira  na chicken change oooooo.

The chicken change aside, don’t mind all those who are accusing you of all the flirting with chicks in expensive hotels.  How much  is the hotel bill sef? What is their business if you buy cars and build expensive houses in some countries of the world? What is their business whether or not you deposit some dollars in some bank accounts in the US, UK and other countries. All na jealousy! Keep it up ;judgement day is coming .One day,you will be made to vomit all the money you are looting. Onye ike…anam ekele…ndewo…I bow my head. Na you  biko. Why will you be bothered,afterall ,Chief Alamieyeseigha, was jailed and he later received a presidential pardon. After all Chief Olabode George  got only 2 yrs jail term for stealing  100 billion naira government money.

Bayelsa is a  state where more than  70 percent of the people have no access to potable water, electricity, health care, good roads and all that? What about  un-paid salaries, and the talks about corruption and corrupt practices? Maybe Bayelsa people  don’t deserve social aminities.Every day you and your deputy will be fighting .Go on,na eye we dey look

December 7, 2009

Timi Don ,ride on

 

I say they done come [iyo (x6)]
Nothing we do them [iyo (x6)]

I say dey don kill dem mama dem papaeeeeee

 That was Timaya talking about the genocide in Odi , Bayelsa State, Nigeria in 1999 with the song dem mama. I had that Obasanjo did that..is it true? why?

Nothing was done after this happened in 1999. It happened again in 2009. Different  town, the same region, the same story.Love this guys (Timaya) music.. He puts his message across in such a melodic way.Timi Don ,ride on.I was in Bayelsa and could not believe my eyes. This is very sad, dem don do too much to Bayelsa. So sad  but true.

December 6, 2009

NO MORE PHONETICS FOR STEPHEE OKEREKE

 

stephee okereke

There is a strong rumour that talented Nollywood diva, Stephanie Okereke is in a sizzling romance with society big boy, Linus Idahosa, the Executive Director (Marketing) of Octastar Limited.

Since her marriage to a former Super Eagles player, Chikelu Iloenyosi packed up; there have been wide speculations here and there about who Stephanie is actually dating.

Those spreading the tale said their alleged love affair started after an accident which the actress had few years ago on here way to Bayelsa State to attend the African Movie Academy Awards (AMAA) where she sustained injuries. Linus Idahosa, who read about here predicament in papers came to here rescue. After she was given some kinds of treatment at one hospital in Port Harcourt, Linus was alleged to have flown Stephanie abroad for proper treatment.

Since she  is no more  married to the best of my knowledge, that makes her very free to sizzle, dizzle, and fizzle with any dude that tickles her fancy

Stepheee ,one of my favourite Nigerian  actress is on.love her to bits.Haven’t seen her in any movie recently.Beautiful,elegant and very professional.Girl pls get on with some more work

I liked her in the movie that she played the nun, then there’s this other that she was married to an older man , then fell in love with his son…She’s really a good actress, just don’t like the accent she’s putting on. Hope she doesn’t ever bleach her beautiful skin.

she needs to stop all that her ‘funeee’, she should talk like a normal Nigerian, Besides that she is a good actress